CORRECTION!
Several faithful readers pointed out that I apparently don't know the difference between a TURKEY and a GUINEA HEN. They were right. I'm a city girl. What can I say? Except that it should have been obvious, as you can see below!
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These are GUINEA HENS, or GUINEA FOWL! (At least she isn't bawling me out this time!)
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These are TURKEYS! How could I have ever confused the two?
Picture my picture right here, with the turkeys!!!