OOOPS! Pardon me -- I'm a city girl. Those are COWS! Right? Yup ... those are definitely TWO cows under a still-standing (mostly) tree, at first curious about that strange, two-footed creature with a black box growing out of her head.
Guess we won't be invited back to that blowout spread any time soon.
Oh well...I guess the grass really IS greener anyway.