PIGS!

OOOPS!  Pardon me -- I'm a city girl.  Those are COWS!  Right?  Yup ... those are definitely TWO cows under a still-standing (mostly) tree, at first curious about that strange, two-footed creature with a black box growing out of her head.

 OH!  This is divine.  Gourmet tree leaves.  We scored!

AHHH JEEEZE ... this was supposed to be a by-invitation-only private banquet.  Which one of you lowlifes alerted the buttinskies?!

HEY!  Move aside Bozo...I can SEE there's still a branch left.  What a bunch of hogs you are!

Guess we won't be invited back to that blowout spread any time soon.

YA THINK?!

Oh well...I guess the grass really IS greener anyway.